Pandagon: Your Harry Potter Spoilers

Pandagon: Your Harry Potter Spoilers



Jesse Taylor ruins the entire experience:

"Hogwarts replaces Defense Against The Dark Arts with abstinence-only education. Hermione excels at the class, but after she and Ron decide they're mature enough to handle the consequences of sex, she ends up preggers for the last year of school."

"Draco Malfoy is gay, gay, gay, gay, gay."



Thirteen hours, nine minutes...