Rudy The Ferret Says Deal With Terrorism Like Organized Crime

Rudy "The Ferret" Says Deal With Terrorism Like Organized Crime -- You Gotta Problem Wid Dat?

The Wall Street Journal interviewing Rudy Giuliani: "I think that terrorism should be approached the way we approach organized crime and the way we approach crime."

TalkLeft:

Sounds like Rudy proposes we return to the 1980s, when he was filing RICO cases against the Five Families. We need some nicknames though - Osama "The Chin" bin Laden? Has a nice ring to it doesn't it?

Which gives me:

An excuse to link to the ongoing Chicago mob trial featuring Joey "the Clown" Lombardo, Frankie "The German" Schweihs, and Tony "The Ant" Spilotro.

A chance to tell my favorite light bulb joke, with all due apologies to my union brothers and sisters:

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Twelve. You gotta problem wid dat?

And an opportunity to start a nickname contest for Giuliani. My entry is Rudy the Ferret. Can you do better? The comments are open.