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THE future is bleak for redheads.



Red hair, say scientists in a report by the Oxford Hair Foundation, is in retreat because a maximum of just 4% of the world's population carry the gene.



Dr. John Gray said black and brown haired people are wiping out the red hair gene.



"The way things are going red hair will either be extremely rare or extinct by the end of the century."



Well, it's not my fault, since I certainly haven't contributed any of my DNA to any redheads...