My Christmas CD

My Christmas CD



I haven't actually made one but it would have to include:

"You're A Mean One Mister Grinch" by... Boris Karloff, maybe?

"Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)" by the Ramones

"I AM SANTA CLAUS" to the tune of Iron Man by Black Sabbath which it turns out is by a guy named Bob Rivers

The Beatles' fan club Christmas records that someone finally put on line so I can dispose of my crappy 20 year old cassette copy

"2000 Miles" by the Pretenders which is actually sweet AND which is both seasonal enough to be Crhistmassy and non-seasonal enough to fit right in on Learning To Crawl

That Charlie Brown Theme officially known as "Linus and Lucy" by Vince Guaraldi

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" as sung in The Godfather while Luca Brasi is putting on his bulletproof vest (which unfortunately for him is not garotte-proof)

"Christmas With The Devil" by Spinal Tap which is too over the top to be sacriligious