Top Ten Ways, I, Howard Dean, can turn things around.
Poking fun at oneself is a Good Thing...
10. Switch to decaf.
9. Unveil new slogan, "Vote for Dean and get one dollar off your next purchase at Blimpie."
8. Marry Rachel on the final episode of Friends.
7. Don't change a thing, it's going great.
6. Show a little more skin.
5. Go on American Idol and give them a taste of those pipes.
4. Start vorking out und speaking vith an Austrian ah-ccent.
3. I can't give specifics yet, but it involves Ted Danson.
2. Fire the staffer who suggested I do this Lousy Top 10 List instead of actually campaigning.
1. Oh, I don't know -- maybe fewer, red-faced rants
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