TWO DIE AFTER BEING TREATED BY REPUBLICAN SENATOR



"Right-wing Senate majority leader Bill Frist, a wealthy surgeon, was spotted by witnesses at the scene of a major highway disaster in Florida on New Years Day. Although Frist claimed to authorities that he was, "just trying to help", that came as little consolation to the two victims who perished -- including a 10 year old boy. Four others "treated" by "Doctor" Frist were listed in grave condition.



Frist, a conservative right-wing Republican from the Southern state of Tennessee, was once a heart and lung surgeon before quitting medicine nearly a decade ago. It is unknown whether Frist is still technically qualified to treat victims of serious accidents..."



Read on, it manages to touch a lot more bases.