I'm from Iowa, it's time to go milk the pigs...

I'm from Iowa, it's time to go milk the pigs...



...and enjoy a steaming hot cup of green tea:



"According to Lipton's product locator, you can buy green tea in Dubuque, Iowa, at that gourmet market known as ... Kmart.



So, who is the real out-of-touch elitist -- John Kerry, for drinking green tea, or Candy Crowley, for assuming that simple Iowa folk couldn't possibly be familiar with the beverage?"



Does she have David Yepsen writing her punch lines? I need to toast them both with a double latte (tall, no whipped cream)