Truest Story of Campaign

Truest Story of Campaign



Once again, the Onion gets it right:



Delivering the central speech of his 10-day "Solution For America" bus campaign tour Monday, Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry outlined his one-point plan for a better America: the removal of George W. Bush from the White House.



"During his term in office, George Bush has relentlessly continued to be president—despite the clear benefits to America his absence would bring to the lives of citizens everywhere," Kerry said. "My one-point plan for America highlights the sort of change that this country desperately needs. And my plan is something that George Bush will never, ever be able to accomplish."



The Onion - true heirs of Gonzo Journalism. By reducing the campaign to the preposterous, they tell the story better than facts or position papers or debates can. The Kerry campaign IS the one point plan.



And that might be enough.